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Death. Taxes. Football.™ Embroidered Dad Hat

$37.00
Sale price  $37.00 Regular price 
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Death. Taxes. Football.™ Embroidered Dad Hat

$37.00
Sale price  $37.00 Regular price 
Two certainties, and now a third one you'll want to wear. Death. Taxes. Football.™ is embroidered, not printed, onto a low-profile, unstructured dad hat that looks better the more you wear it in. Adjustable strap, curved brim, zero effort required.

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Material

100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, GOTS & OCS certified

Fit

Unisex, classic/regular fit with set-in sleeves

Wash & Dry

Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low to protect the embroidery

Part of Our Launch Collection

  • Soft now, softer later: 100% organic cotton that breaks in with every wash instead of breaking down.
  • Built for the long haul: Stitched, not printed, this lettering won't crack, peel, or fade after wash 50.
  • Substantial, not sweaty: A true mid-weight fabric that layers under a jacket for October fixtures and still breathes through a July friendly.
  • Unisex fit, your rules: True to size for a classic look, or size up if you're here for the oversized feel.
  • Details that hold up: Double-needle stitching on the sleeves and hem means this survives the wash pile as many times as your team survives extra time.

Frequently Asked questions

How does this fit? Should I size up?

It's a classic unisex fit, true to size. If you like your merch a little roomier, go up one size

Is this true organic cotton or cotton-blend?

Certified organic cotton, no greenwashing, just soft, breathable cotton for your comfort.