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Death. Taxes. Football.™ Embroidered Tee

$45.00

This is the tee for the three things you can always count on. Death. Taxes. Football.™ is embroidered, not printed, onto soft, GOTS-certified organic cotton built to survive as many wash cycles as your team survives a rebuild. Classic unisex fit, true to size or sized up for the oversized, settle-in-for-the-match look.

Size S M L XL 2XL

Material

100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, GOTS & OCS certified

Fit

Unisex, classic/regular fit with set-in sleeves

Wash & Dry

Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low to protect the embroidery

Part of Our Signature Collection

Certified organic cotton, no greenwashing — just soft, breathable cotton for your comfort.

Soft now, softer later
100% organic cotton that breaks in with every wash instead of breaking down.

Built for the long haul
Stitched, not printed, this lettering won't crack, peel, or fade after wash 50.

Substantial, not sweaty
A true mid-weight fabric that layers under a jacket for cold-weather fixtures and still breathes through a summer friendly.

Unisex fit, your rules
True to size for a classic look, or size up if you're here for the oversized-on-the-couch aesthetic.

Frequently Asked Questions

Small: 28" length, 18⅞" width, 8¼" sleeve length

Medium: 29⅛" length, 20½" width, 8½" sleeve length

Large: 29⅞" length, 22" width, 8⅝" sleeve length

XL: 31⅛" length, 24" width, 8⅞" sleeve length

2XL: 32⅛" length, 26" width, 9" sleeve length

If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed, oversized fit, we'd suggest sizing up.

Small: 28" length, 18⅞" width, 8¼" sleeve length Medium: 29⅛" length, 20½" width, 8½" sleeve length Large: 29⅞" length, 22" width, 8⅝" sleeve length XL: 31⅛" length, 24" width, 8⅞" sleeve length 2XL: 32⅛" length, 26" width, 9" sleeve length